Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
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Committee, a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
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in Quotes & Aphorisms (Wisdom)
A human being is nothing but a story with skin around it.
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Television is a new medium. It's called a medium because nothing is well-done.
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in Quotes & Aphorisms (Moods)
The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand.
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If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.
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You only live once. But if you work it right, once is enough.
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[Television is] the triumph of machine over people.
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in Quotes & Aphorisms (Job)
An actor's success has the life expectancy of a small boy about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.
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Television is a vehicle that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.
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