My body is a journal in a way. It's like what sailors used to do, where every tattoo meant something, a specific time in your life when you make a mark on yourself, whether you do it yourself with a knife or with a professional tattoo artist.
There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are easy.
If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one. Because if you really loved the first one, then you wouldn't have fallen for the second.
I am an American. I love my country and have great hopes for it. It is for this reason that I speak candidly and sometimes critically about it. I have benefited greatly from the freedom that exists in my country and for this I am eternally grateful.
If you catch me saying "I am a serious actor", I beg you to slap me.
When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.
Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for.
I'm an old-fashioned guy. I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.
I'm shy, paranoid, whatever word you want to use. I hate fame. I've done everything I can to avoid it.
My self-image it still isn't that alright. No matter how famous I am, no matter how many people go to see my movies, I still have the idea that I'm that pale no-hoper that I used to be. A pale no-hoper that happens to be a little lucky now. Tomorrow it'll be all over, then I'll have to go back to selling pens again.