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I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks.
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Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.
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It would be very glamorous to be reincarnated as a great big ring on Liz Taylor's finger.
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What's great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest.
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I always thought I’d like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I’d like it to say “figment.”
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If you want to know all about Andy Warhol, just look at the surface of my paintings and films and me, and there I am. There's nothing behind it.
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I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.
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I never think that people die. They just go to department stores.
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Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.
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