Over the weekend Mitt Romney went body surfing. He has not body surfed since the'90s when he starred on Baywatch.
Latest posted humorous quotes
Hey, guess who's gay? The Green Lantern from the comic books. Today Mitt Romney knocked him down and shaved his head.
Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"
Frank Zappa: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"
Newt Gingrich wants to build a colony on the Moon. Ok, you say, but why? Well, he wants to be the first American to get divorced on the Moon.
On his book tour President Bush is being very candid. He says he used to do stupid things when he was drunk. But think about it, who among us hasn't had a couple of drinks and invaded Iraq?