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Over the weekend Mitt Romney went body surfing. He has not body surfed since the'90s when he starred on Baywatch.
David Letterman
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Hey, guess who's gay? The Green Lantern from the comic books. Today Mitt Romney knocked him down and shaved his head.
David Letterman
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Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"
Frank Zappa: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"
Frank Zappa
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Newt Gingrich wants to build a colony on the Moon. Ok, you say, but why? Well, he wants to be the first American to get divorced on the Moon.
David Letterman
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On his book tour President Bush is being very candid. He says he used to do stupid things when he was drunk. But think about it, who among us hasn't had a couple of drinks and invaded Iraq?
David Letterman
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    • Blessitt my witchy wife, gracefully, lovingly, powerfully. (continue)
      --Don Johnson
      in Speedy Recovery Wishes
    • Withstanding a witches spell; is evolving. (continue)
      --Don Johnson
      in Ability
    • What is the name of my magical force within me?

      It can bend time and capture souls, twist your mind and deform your body making you old.
      My power creates and cheats you out of the chance of...
      (continue)
      --Don Johnson
    • My love is your greed, wealth, lust and desire for power to control what is not yours to control! It's only for God; given yourself glory to a darkness that will one day rain fire upon us all. Who... (continue)
      --Don Johnson
      in America
    • Culture is liberation, the removal of all the weeds, rubble and vermin that want to attack the tender buds of the plant.
      (continue)
      --Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
      in Wisdom

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