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Published before 06/01/2004
There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.
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When a woman truly repents, she must go to a bad taylor, otherwise no one will believe her.
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Women are a fascinatingly wilful sex. Every woman is a rebel, and usually in wild revolt against herself.
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Secrets from other people's wives are a necessary luxury in modern life. So, at least, I am always told at the club by people who are bald enough to know better. But no man should have a secret from his own wife. She invariably finds it out. Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.
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Most women in London, nowadays, seem to furnish their rooms with nothing but orchids, foreigners, and French novels.
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Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our intellects.
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One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.
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The masses feel that drunkenness, stupidity, and immorality should be their own special property, and that if any one of us makes an ass of himself, he is poaching on their preserves.
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Thinking is the most unhealthy thing in the world, and people die of it just as they die of any other disease. Fortunately, in England at any rate, thought is not catching. Our splendid physique as a people is entirely due to our national stupidity.
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It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't a dentist. It produces a false impression.
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