The world has always laughed at its own tragedies, that being the only way in whyich it has been able to bear them. As a consequence everything that the world has always taken seriously is the comical side of things.
Each morning when I awake, I experience again a supreme pleasure – that of being Salvador Dali.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Most ignorance is vincible ignorance. We don't know because we don't want to know.
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
When they love they don't desire, and they desire they can't love.
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
I'm an instant star. Just add water and stir.
I always had a repulsive need to be something more than human. I felt very puny as a human. I thought, "Fuck that. I want to be a superhuman."
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.