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Posted by: Edoardo Grimoldi
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Man has been here 32,000 years. That it took a hundred million years to prepare the world for him is proof that that is what it was done for. I suppose it is, I dunno. If the Eiffel Tower were now representing the world's age, the skin of paint on the pinnacle-knob at its summit would represent man's share of that age; and anybody would perceive that the skin was what the tower was built for. I reckon they would, I dunno.
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    A strong intellectual tension is the less convenient thing: it excessively increases the nose of the young girls, and there is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.
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