Posted by: Andrea Manfrč
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.
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A strong intellectual tension is the less convenient thing: it excessively increases the nose of the young girls, and there is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.
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Posted by: Elisabetta
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TG4: at first Emilio Fede appears.
Then bad news.
Fede is not a journalist!
It's an omen!
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It is always with the best intentions that the worst work is done.
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Posted by: Eleonora La Pazza
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"All fat that strains", as Ferrara says when he sweats.
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An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind.
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With a gentleman I am always a gentleman and a half, and with a fraud I try to be a fraud and a half.
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Posted by: Emy Sweet Girl =)
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There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
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Posted by: Elisabetta
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On his death-bed, to his wall-paper: "One of us had to go".
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