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Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"
Frank Zappa: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"
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You know, let's put it this way, if all the people in Hollywood who have had plastic surgery, if they went on vacation, there wouldn't be a person left in town.
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Tomorrow night I appear for the first time before a Boston audience: 4000 critics.
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Some folks can look so busy doin' nothin' that they seem indispensable.
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I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?
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