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You know, let's put it this way, if all the people in Hollywood who have had plastic surgery, if they went on vacation, there wouldn't be a person left in town.
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    in Humor (Puns / Jokes)
    Catherine: Why commit Evil?
    Goetz: Because Good has already been done.
    Catherine: Who has done it?
    Goetz: God the Father. I, on the other hand, am improvising.
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