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Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"
Frank Zappa: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"
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You know, let's put it this way, if all the people in Hollywood who have had plastic surgery, if they went on vacation, there wouldn't be a person left in town.
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Tomorrow night I appear for the first time before a Boston audience: 4000 critics.
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Some folks can look so busy doin' nothin' that they seem indispensable.
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I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?
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I'm not sure it's entirely a good thing. I've always loved the gutter.
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Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.
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God has a special providence for fools, drunks, and the United States of America.
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It is hard to think that a $2 billion company with 4,300-plus people couldn't compete with six people in blue jeans.
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Catherine: Why commit Evil?
Goetz: Because Good has already been done.
Catherine: Who has done it?
Goetz: God the Father. I, on the other hand, am improvising.
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