The essence of Christianity is told us in the garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of knowledge. The subtext is: all the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on. You could be in the garden of Eden if you had just keep your fucking mouth shut and hadn't asked any questions.
The bassoon is one of my favorite instruments. It has a medieval aroma, like the days when everything used to sound like that. Some people crave baseball. I find this unfathomable, but I can easily understand why a person could get excited about playing the bassoon.
The last election just laid the foundation of the next 500 years of Dark Ages.
Let's not be too tough on our own ignorance. It's the thing that makes America great. If America weren't incomparably ignorant, how could we have tolerated the last eight years?
Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.
The establishment of a rating system, voluntary or otherwise, opens the door to an endless parade of moral quality control programs based on things certain Christians do not like. What if the next bunch of Washington wives demands a large yellow "j" on all material written or performed by Jews, in order to save helpless children from exposure to concealed Zionist doctrine?
The other factor that people forget about the southern region is the amount of intermarriage that has already occured there, and so there are certain genetic defects come to the fore when you have a large intermarriage population. That means regression. And in fact Utah is another state, which is basically owned by the Mormon church, which also has a lot of intermarriage. And because this type of intermarriage there is a large proportion of blind people in Utah. That's why when you go across the street, instead of just a stop light that you can see, they have stop lights that make a cuckoo noise to tell you when to cross the street, that's true!
Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.