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Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"
Frank Zappa: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"
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Humorous quotes by Frank Zappa
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I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?
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Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.
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