My sister Laura's bigger than me
And lifts me up quite easily.
I can't lift her, I've tried and tried;
She must have something heavy inside.
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Citations by Spike Milligan (Terence Alan Milligan)
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"What is a Bongaloo, Daddy? "
a Bongaloo, "Son," said I,
Is a tall bag of cheese
Plus a Chinaman's knees
And the leg of a nanny goat's eye".
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Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Well, he thought, you can fool some of the people all the time and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be President of the United States, and on that useless profundity, Milligan himself pedalled on, himself, himself.
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General: Where are you from?
Spike: London.
General: Which part?
Spike: Well, all of me.
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Posted by: Silvana Stremiz
in Quotes & Aphorisms (Enemy)
Money can't buy you friends, but you do get a better class of enemy.>
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Posted by: Silvana Stremiz
I asked her to marry me and she said no. From then we lived happily ever after.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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