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I'm putting an end to the intruding ants; I've just bought an anteater.
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I was looking for a three-leaf clover and found one with four leaves. What's waiting for me, a threesome or a foursome?
Humorous quote posted in Humor (Puns / Jokes)
Last night, I dreamed as if I were straight and that I had a girlfriend that looked like my hubby. Thank God it was nothing else than a goddamned fucking nightmare.
Over the weekend Mitt Romney went body surfing. He has not body surfed since the'90s when he starred on Baywatch.
Hey, guess who's gay? The Green Lantern from the comic books. Today Mitt Romney knocked him down and shaved his head.