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It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.
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I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man.
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Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
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All I know about humour is that I don't know anything about it.
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What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?
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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.
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I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.
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Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.
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