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Half the American people never read a newspaper. Half never vote for President, the same half?
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Paddy Ashdown: this is an agreement which the right hon. Lady will be entitled to regard with a certain pride and satisfaction as she looks back on the twilight days of her premiership.
Margaret Thatcher: the first eleven and a half years have not been so bad, and with regard to a twilight, please remember that there are 24 hours in a day.
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The Republican debate was on earlier tonight. Side effects may include nausea, vomiting and sexual dysfunction.
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They're saying now that Rick Santorum is gaining momentum because he's not Romney. And Mitt Romney was furious. He replied, 'Well, I can do that.
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Sarah Palin' s book is big, 400 pages. She wrote the book herself and agonized over every word, and so will you.
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We'd all like to vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate.
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Republicans are having trouble luring Gov. Chris Christie into the presidential race. They should try pie.
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Gays are now allowed to serve openly in the military. So maybe our next war could be a musical.
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Last month Mitt Romney raised $76 million. He found it in an old sport-coat pocket.
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Illinois is the only state where the present governor rides around in a car whose license plate was made by a previous governor.
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