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Sarah Palin is joining Fox News. The new slogan is'hair and unbalanced.
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Hillary Clinton is putting on a little weight. She'd better be careful. If she gains 10 more pounds, Bill's to start hitting on her.
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Don't you think Ron Paul looks like one of those people they interview after every ufo sighting? Ron Paul looks like the guy you see in the horse-racing movies on the back stretch with a stopwatch. He looks like a guy you'd keep overnight for observation.
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Diplomats were invented simply to waste time.
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Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders generally discover everybody's face but their own; which is the chief reason for that kind of reception it meets in the world, and that so few are offended with it.
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President Obama is going to take two weeks to unwind, as opposed to President Bush, who never wound.
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Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil!
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Osama bin Laden was living in that compound with three wives. It's like he was Newt Gingrich.
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George w. Bush is writing a book. It's all part of his war on literacy.
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Former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, is promoting her new book and she's going to appear on the Oprah Winfrey Show. Sarah and Oprah. On the one hand, a very powerful woman qualified to be President of the United States, and on the other hand, you have Sarah. But if you think about it, Sarah Palin and Oprah Winfrey have a lot in common. They both helped get Obama elected.
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