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I worry about Rick Perry. One, he's too conservative, Two, his debating skills. And three... Oh crap, what was three?
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How about that Rick Santorum? He came in second because he is the anti-Romney. Wait a minute. I thought Mitt Romney was the anti-Romney.
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You all know Newt Gingrich. Newt is short for Newton. People say if that's the case, what is Mitt short for? It's short for 'Mittens. '
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Newt Gingrich's campaign is broke. All the money gone. So now he's charging $50 for a photo. And for $100 you can marry him.
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Dick Cheney predicts that President Obama will only last one term. This is coming from the same guy that predicted weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
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I have seen three emperors in their nakedness, and the sight was not inspiring.
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Mitt Romney said he's not concerned about the very poor. What he means is people making less than a million.
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Pessimism is a luxury that a Jew can never allow himself.
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Newt Gingrich wants to repeal child labor laws. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the man that we need to lead us into the 18th century.
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Part-time Governor Sarah Palin shot and killed a reindeer on last week's tv show. And that was her Christmas special. Took her three shots. Well, she's rusty. Last thing she brought down was John McCain.
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