Over the weekend Mitt Romney went body surfing. He has not body surfed since the'90s when he starred on Baywatch.
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Hey, guess who's gay? The Green Lantern from the comic books. Today Mitt Romney knocked him down and shaved his head.
Newt Gingrich wants to build a colony on the Moon. Ok, you say, but why? Well, he wants to be the first American to get divorced on the Moon.
On his book tour President Bush is being very candid. He says he used to do stupid things when he was drunk. But think about it, who among us hasn't had a couple of drinks and invaded Iraq?
Snooki is now a published author. I'm blaming Sarah Palin. She lowered the bar.
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