in Humor (Puns / Jokes)
They're all deserting me. I've been too kind. Spare the rod and spoil the fun. Oh, for the glands of a Bismarck.
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Humorous quotes by Francis Scott Fitzgerald
in Humor (Puns / Jokes)
You're a historian. Tell me if there are any bath-tubs in history. I think they've been frightfully neglected.
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He read at wine, he read in bed, He read aloud, had he the breath, His every thought was with the dead, And so he read himself to death.
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