Pessimism is a luxury that a Jew can never allow himself.
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Newt Gingrich wants to repeal child labor laws. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the man that we need to lead us into the 18th century.
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Part-time Governor Sarah Palin shot and killed a reindeer on last week's tv show. And that was her Christmas special. Took her three shots. Well, she's rusty. Last thing she brought down was John McCain.
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Sarah Palin is joining Fox News. The new slogan is'hair and unbalanced.
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Hillary Clinton is putting on a little weight. She'd better be careful. If she gains 10 more pounds, Bill's to start hitting on her.
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Osama bin Laden lived in one house for, like, six years with three wives. And earlier today, they ruled his death was a suicide.
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Cynicism is humor in ill health.
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Don't you think Ron Paul looks like one of those people they interview after every ufo sighting? Ron Paul looks like the guy you see in the horse-racing movies on the back stretch with a stopwatch. He looks like a guy you'd keep overnight for observation.
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Diplomats were invented simply to waste time.
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Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders generally discover everybody's face but their own; which is the chief reason for that kind of reception it meets in the world, and that so few are offended with it.
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