Posted by: Jean-Paul Malfatti
Nov 9, 2016 - The very day on which Hillary was surprisingly "clintoned" by Trump.
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You know, let's put it this way, if all the people in Hollywood who have had plastic surgery, if they went on vacation, there wouldn't be a person left in town.
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Tomorrow night I appear for the first time before a Boston audience: 4000 critics.
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I never heard a finer satire against lawyers than that of astrologers; when they pretend, by rules of art, to tell when a suit will end, and whether to the advantage of the plaintiff or defendant.
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I'm having trouble warming up to Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy in the restaurant that comes to your table to make sure everything's all right.
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Some folks can look so busy doin' nothin' that they seem indispensable.
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I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?
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Sarah Palin made her debut as a Fox News analyst. They finally found a job that she's not under-qualified for.
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Half the American people never read a newspaper. Half never vote for President, the same half?
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Paddy Ashdown: this is an agreement which the right hon. Lady will be entitled to regard with a certain pride and satisfaction as she looks back on the twilight days of her premiership.
Margaret Thatcher: the first eleven and a half years have not been so bad, and with regard to a twilight, please remember that there are 24 hours in a day.
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