The world was created by the stupid for the wise to live in.
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Puns and jokes
In a Temple everyone should be serious, except the thing that is worshipped.
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Sentimentality is merely the bank holiday of cynicism.
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I quite love scratches. They are the only things to not be serious.
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Questions are never indiscreet: answers sometimes are.
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When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
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The intellect is not a serious thing, and never has been. It is an instrument on which one plays, that is all. The only serious form of intellect I know is the British intellect. And on the British intellect the illiterates play the drum.
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An aphorism can never be the whole truth; it is either a half-truth or a truth-and-a-half.
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Sentiment is all very well for the button-hole. But the essential thing for a necktie is style. A well-tied tie is the first serious step in life.
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To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
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