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I went back to work because someone had to pay for the groceries.
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All saints are gonna be there? Tre, you might get laid!
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I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.
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Insipid as the queen upon a card.
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Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.
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Sir Henry Wotton used to say that critics are like brushers of noblemen's clothes.
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I don't take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache.
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There was more good acting at Hollywood parties than ever appeared on the screen.
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I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.
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The trouble about the Académie is that by the time they get around to electing us to a seat, we really need a bed.
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