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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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I never think that people die. They just go to department stores.
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R. I. P.
Tom Conlon o'Rourke.
Not Dead, just Sleeping.
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Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
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The trouble with dictionaries is, they tell you more about words than you want to know without answering the question you have.
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My mother always called me "sturdy" and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes - that's what i'm here for.
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I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? 'Hi, it's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is share the love. Beep. ' 'Uh, yeah, this is the vd clinic... speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.
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