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What's great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest.
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If I do cardio I'll disappear.
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What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?
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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.
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A family man from Siberia
As a father was very inferior
But one operation
Revised the situation
And now he's Mother Superior.
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I have a body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.
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If you want to know all about Andy Warhol, just look at the surface of my paintings and films and me, and there I am. There's nothing behind it.
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If Gladstone fell into the Thames, that would be a misfortune; and if anybody pulled him out, that, I suppose, would be a calamity.
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[Hynkel addressing the crowds, referring to his colleagues: clearly modelled upon Göring and Goebbels]
Hynkel: Herring shouldn smelten fine from Garbitsch, und Garbitsch shouldn smelten fine from Herring. Herring und Garbitsch... [He clasps his hands together]
Translator: His excellency has just referred to the struggles of his early days shared by his two loyal comrades.
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