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The ultimate of quietude.
The Do Not Disturb sign in a garden.
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Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
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I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
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You're a historian. Tell me if there are any bath-tubs in history. I think they've been frightfully neglected.
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Cycle tracks will abound in Utopia.
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Humor must not professedly teach, and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. By forever, I mean thirty years.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can't hear well or he will sell you a seat where can can't see either.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks.
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It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.
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